Campaign Stickers

hi,

If you still have campaign stickers on your vehicle from the 2008 presidential election , you can remove them now.

it's ok......I have time, I'm waiting.............

all gone now?

good.

Why am I writing about this? well. I was driving last night in a car with and we got cut off by someone driving a mammoth suv with a McCain / Palin sticker.

well....thats 3 strikes for them......cutting me off , driving a huge gas guzzler and well....dont get me started on mccain / palin.

but then I got to thinking. I drive around a lot and I notice something. I notice that if you drive a Toyota Prius. There is a large chance that you have not only an Obama/Biden sticker on your car ( a huge one ) but you also have a lot of other stickers.

stickers like

support our troops end the war or

my other car is a horse

or

im green are you green?

or

harvard , dartmouth , yale , brown , any liberal arts college in vermont..

or

Palin is the devil ( i actually like this one )

you get the picture. If you drive a prius, you like to let folks know a LOT more about yourself than maybe THEY want to know about you.

Now, as I write this, I have to admit my brother drives a prius and well, there isn't a single sticker on his car. That's ok. he tells me in person CONSTANTLY everything he is thinking about and his opinions on everything so in a way he is acting consistently as well.

I really don't have an issue. I think its a pretty cool car. I do think its high time we take down and stop wearing all things Obama. Its 110 days into the gig people and he is doing a pretty damn good job. We don't need to wear the shirts and buttons and stickers anymore. Its kind of like still wearing your high school varsity jacket in your freshman year of college. Now do you get it?

HA!

I did go off on a rant though while driving today on a prius that sort of cut me off. it literally had 6-7 stickers on it and all of them were like FREE TIBET , GREEN LIVING IS THE ONLY WAY , IM SMART AND YOUR ARE NOT , MY CAR SAYS A LOT ABOUT ME and JEWS ARE THE BEST LOVERS.......all shit along those lines.

I started singing a song to myself in a very bad thick english accent. I wont tell you the lyrics lets just say I didnt have a lot of nice things to say.

I agree let's save the planet. But instead of being green , lets start with knocking off the BUSH and CHENEY clan?

I know, wont solve anything......BUT IT FEELS NICE TO SAY, I JUST LIKE SAYING IT.

ok......

be well,

MOWO!™

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MAY DAY!

I miss Russian tanks running through red square on May Day. I miss Brezhnev eye brows a blazin, scowl a scowlin!. I miss the red scare. I miss communism. I miss propaganda I miss THE DIRTY RED MENACE!.... FLAT OUT

I DO

Wanna fix the worlds economy? that's right. BRING BACK THE SOVIET UNION! everyone will have something collectively to fixate on instead of their massive Visa bill filled with crap lovingly made in China (with poison and lead by slave labor) that they couldn't afford in the first place

I think I write this every year but I miss all of the ballistic missiles on trucks going through red square and the leader being like 50 stories above waving at everyone , while everyone waves back in absolute fear thinking "If I don't wave back its the gulag for my ass! "

they had such cool tanks too. I miss their tanks. Although in recent years they've used them in Georgia in not such a nice way. STILL, its better than what we have now.

it's just not a fun grouping of enemies anymore

For starters we can't even hate China like we should. The normal progression would be lets focus on the next big nation to step up and that nation is china , but like I said earlier they make ALL OF OUR SHIT. and I mean ALL OF IT and now they own all of our mortgages as well. So we can't hate them! THEY OWN US!!!!

so here is a run down of who is out there and how we can/can't hate them

shall we? lets.......

NORTH KOREA?

snore-(th) Korea

Crazy most number one best leader runs country that now has literally a box of wheat thins left in the pantry. Hating North Korea is a waist of time. I do love his most royal highness most exalted leaders hair do though. SO, actually I love north korea and they made this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong_Hotel

its so wrong that its SOOOOO right. a festival of poured concrete. I love north korea. Its like the little insanely hateful , totally incapable of trust nation that could.

next......

IRAQ?

nah......that was forced on us. I don't hate Iraq. Never did. Saddam was a douche and could have been taken out without all the Shock and the Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit. Iraq is really a low point in us foreign policy history and thats saying A LOT.

IRAN....

Ok so their president doesn't think the holocaust occurred thus making him insane. But still. Iran is fine, I can't really hate them either. I don't have enough reason to hate them. I mean the hostage crisis? come on......thats soooooooooo 1980. It was revolution baby. ITS WAS THE SUMMER OF HATE over there. And we had messed with them so badly since the mid 50's and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_Mosaddeq

just unfair what we did to IRAN, we had their hate comin' our way for years.

NEXT........

AL QAEDA

it's not fun hating them.....I mean, where are there? If someone is your enemy can't you just go, find them and have at it? Al Qaeda lurks in the shadows and generally just is a shit enemy. I hate them, sure.....but , whatever. its not that much fun. Some of what they gripe about is right,once again we treated a part of the world like shit and they poked us in the eye BUT..... most of it is F'ing insane though. we can't live in an 11th century world. so.....F them for being SO not fun. they don't even have like cool uniforms or anything fun like a water polo team or ANYTHING.......F THEM!

At least with Russia , we knew where they were, we had lots of spies in each others countries and well.....we knew where they were all the time and if we really needed to , well, shit, we could always play them in hockey or basketball and everyone could go bonkers and yell "U.S.A.......U.S.A"

LEMME SEE AL QAEDA FIELD A BASKETBALL TEAM OR A HOCKEY TEAM!!!!!

yeah, I thought so.

last but not least lumped into one pile

SYRIA, CUBA , SOMOLIA , SUDAN ..........

boring, great music , sad and assholes......all in that order.

even Libya is like almost sort of our friend now.

so, yes............new world order = SHITTY ENEMIES

I know......I say we hate SWITZERLAND! they've been sitting there pretending to be all neutral for too long now. YOU SO KNOW they are full of shit and are taking sides in something. Let's expose them and collectively put all our hate and fear into hating and fearing the swiss? Either that or we can throw our IRE AT THE BELGIANS

I'm GAME! who's in!?!?!

think about it for a minute.

be well,

MOWO!™

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ladies and gentlemen want to know why the us auto industry is falling apart.

EXHIBIT A

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1658545_1658544_1...

THE PONTIAC AZTEK

now you know why the us auto industry is in the toilet.

could possibly be the ugliest car EVER

only topped by AMC's GREMLIN and PACER

yeeeee haaaaaa

enjoy the spring, I know GM and CHRYSLER wont be!

be well,

MOWO!™

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happy april 15th..... the best day of the year

oh yes,

taxes taxes taxes taxes.

Mel Brooks covered this topic incredibly well in "History Of The World Part I" If you remember the scene very well. Comicus ( mel brooks ) is doing his stand up routine in front of Caesar ( Dom DeLouise ) and he essentially says all of the politicians are crooks and it goes right up all the way to the emperor! Then Dom Delouise says "Kill HIM!" Of course shortly before this he had been taking a "Treasure Bath"

it's really phenomenal stuff

and its essentially how i feel about taxes although I is a good boy and I pay every last cent I owe as I don't think its a very smart thing to mess around with those IRS boys. Plus. well. I need to pay so all the banks and failed predatory loaning institutions can be bailed out after all!

Will I ever really get some money back? I mean, I guess I do on a daily basis. The street i live on is clean. The trash is removed , the water I drink and bathe in is ostensibly clean. The roads I drive on when I drive are pretty well maintained. There is public order via local and state police departments in the states I reside in and visit.

So you have to pay taxes......big deal. STOP YER YAPPIN!

hahaha......just kidding. I know its a pain in the ass.

I like to think that eventually everything works out and that even though we complain a lot about paying the government don't we also have a lot of great things too? Free school , Free libraries , Fire Departments , Police protection , it's more socialist than you think in this country.

but whatever, the main thing I beef about is healthcare anyway. I'd really love to think that during this administration that will get sorted out. I am sick of being penalized for owning a company and employing myself and being a single man. IT COSTS A FORTUNE and is by far my biggest expense outside of household expenditures.

FU AETNA! I hate you. pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs

wow.....this entry went really negative all of a sudden. How do i save it

Oh I know.....I will share an amazing link with you showing you my favorite new tv show!

WOOT WOOT

http://jezebel.com/5204312/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-bronzer-buh...

let the classy people rule..... amazing amazing stuff people

enjoy

be well,

MOWO!

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What would cunfucius do?

HI,

Guess what we learned today? 500,000,000 pounds of dry wall made in China in the last 5-8 years might very well be made out of back issues of the Beijing Daily Worker , Moldy won tons and the ghost of Mao!

YAY!

China finds yet another way to grow its economy at a rate of between 6.5-10% a year while we suffocate on our own greed and lack of attention to detail.

So.....we all know that China makes basically everything we use. that's apparently how it works when you stop making things and stop having your people go to work and physically do something everyday. "I work at home" NO YOU DON'T SCHMUCK......you mess around at home and screw with the computer too much and look at naked ladies maybe kissing each other. and you girls DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR BEHAVIOR....stop it.....STOP IT NOW....( ok don't stop it, but you get the picture )

Instead of being a country full of productive factories and employees making things and toiling away physically everyday. Instead we SELL things to each other made in other countries or even better "we work at home" doing something based online or that involves lots of emailing and breaks involving looking at internet porn and eating CHINESE FOOD!

CHINA owns us.....and what are we doing? Sitting around eating cheetos and beating off that's what!

Weren't computers supposed to be "the future"??? Weren't they supposed to be such a valuable tool? Mostly what I can tell is computers allow me to waste a lot of time ( maybe even like writing this "blog" entry ) YEAH EVERYONE STOP BLOGGING AND LIKE GO CLEAN UP SOME TRASH OR SOMETHING.

That's right America. I hate to break it to you. You are a fattening lazy annoying house guest that's over stayed his welcome.

AMERICA GET OFF OF MY COUCH AND BACK TO WORK

AMERICA! :

GET OUT OF MY DREAMS AND INTO MY CAR!!!!!

That's right America , you are quickly turning into a Billy Ocean song ( that might be an insult to mr. ocean ) while you should be kicking ass and taking names ( not in multiple wars but in innovation and inventing and like doing stuff about like stuff and stuff )

I'm sure we still kick ass at a lot of stuff. We innovate , people of the world look to us for ideas. Let's face it. Hungary and The Czech Republic make better porn than we do though. Also, better point guards are coming out of europe or were for a little while there. WHAT DO WE DO ANYMORE!?!?!? PLEASE TELL ME!!!!

So what's a country left to do when it isn't getting asked to the big dance anymore? Oh America, you used to be so popular, the prettiest girl in school. NOW YOU HAVE A FACE FULL OF ZITS and sadly....those jeans don't fit so nicely anymore.

What's a country to do!?!?! OH WHAT OH WHAT OH WHAT!?!?!

I know....................

BULLY CANADA!!!!!!

it was good enough for Billy Bob Thorton , why not take our frustration out on Canadians?

Nah......I like Canadians, I like Canadians a lot actually. They've given us so much. SCTV ( original tv series ) The kids in The Hall ( HI KEVIN! ) , Hockey , Lorne Greene......the list goes on and on......and besides Canada is the future home to all of our fresh water and timber. So let's not mess with them

I know

LETS MESS WITH TEXAS!!!! for now on, im gonna only wear a t-shirt that says

MESS WITH TEXAS!

That's right i said mess with Texas. so what about it bub?

anyway.

CHINA........come on......get it together. Stop sending us everything we ask for. Tell us some shit is back ordered from time to time and please oh please stop sending us food made out of bauxite and lead. PLEASE......just do me a solid. Oh and please stop sending us building supplies made out of dead prisoners and balsa wood

thanks China

be well,

MOWO!™

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